Come party with Kale at Buffalo Bills in Whistler July 12th. Be sure not to miss out on tons of free product, beautiful women, cheap drinks and a chance to help out our good buddy Kale. We're throwing the Kale's Bastard knee party to raise money for Kale's $8700 dollar knee surgery so come out and get drunk while doing your good deed for the day.


Where: Buffalo Bills in Whistler

When: Thursday July 12th 2007

Why: Cheap Drinks, Free Gear and Good Karma.

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Dev, JF and myself have been working hard on the DVD art for the Bastards double feature scheduled to be released fall 2007. This project will include the DVD re-release of the cult classic "Little Bastards" along with the highly anticipated sequel "Still Bastards"..

Below is what JF wants to run with for the cover of the DVD..



Let us know what you think..

Story time:

It all started a couple summers back with a little trip to D-Blocks' cabin on Thornmanby Island which is located a ferry ride away from North Vancouver just off Sunshine coast. Its a great spot to get away with your buddies for a weekend of tacklers and beach type activity... You really have to plan out what you need for the whole weekend because once you're there, there's no stores or anything to pick up last minute supplies. On this particular trip as soon as we got to the cabin we realized no one brought music which was a bit of a bummer because as you should know, coldies and tunes kind of go hand and hand. So the J-man and myself start digging around the cabin to find some tunes to rock out to when we stumble upon this old Grateful Dead CD. It was a 72' compilation or something. Already a solid number of charmers deep we put the CD in and started vibing out to the tunes on the back deck while taking in the views and squinting happily in the sun "lost our shades during an aggressive boat ride". After a couple solid listens through we end up finding this one song that had some pretty great lyrics "we can share the women, we can share the wiiiiiinnnee" and put that sucker on repeat for a good hour before D-block joined in on the deck hang.. Not even a one full play of the song and D-block starts asking "what the hell are hippies listening to?" and we're like "just give it a chance D-block, its pretty good once you get into it" At this point me and J-Man are feeling pretty good "buzzed" and the whole fact that the song really bugs D-man makes it that much better. We probably had it on repeat for a solid three more hours before D-block threatened to throw it in the garbage.. To this day its the Cabin's theme song and we continue to force it upon all new comers. In fact, we were just at the D-Blocks cabin this weekend and successfully pushed the song on a whole new group of friends. By the end of the weekend they were so into it that on Monday morning a youtube link of the song live in concert was blasted out to all the cabin attendee's. Those hippies sure do know how to make good summertime drinking music. Check em' out...




Listen to it for an hour or so on your back deck in the sun and try to tell me you don't feel the magic..

We just found out that Dickie's Dad "Malibu" is a former American Gladiator.



Like father, like son...

When we were on our Two Deadly tour last fall Dev kept doing this cool trick where he'd cram his whole nose into over sized shot glasses.



It took a good dozen times before he got it perfect but that's Dev, never satisfied with mediocrity. J-Boat tried to keep up with the dumb human tricks by doing that thing with his spit where he'd let it hang down real far then suck it up right before it fell but everyones seen that one before..

Office jobs must of sucked before the internet... It makes work so much better. It even makes blogging easier. All you got to do is wait for something remotely interesting to show up in your inbox then steal it, add a little something then post it up in your blog.

These dudes are fooked!



Another gem for DD's extreme animal calendar.




Can't wait for this one to come out...



See, its that easy.. Thanks world wide web!

Here's the new Still Bastards teaser.



Don't let your mom catch you watching it but do tell all your friends to check it out.
The full length double feature which includes the re-release of Little Bastards will be available fall 2007. Get ready, it may just change your life..

Tell a friend, all our new shades are now available...



In the photo above Jen is wearing the Rosedales white/black pinstripes frames with a smoke gradient lens.



Go out and get yours.. Take a look at our online store for tons of wicket deals..




Now that we're buddies with Tom Green and he's a fan of the furious blog he's always sending in content to feature. He's a real fan of DD's extreme animal calendar and wanted us to show everyone how extreme him and his dog get during their weekend getaways.

Wow, did that really just happen? It's still all kind of a blur but let me just say I'm relieved/amazed we all made it through the Bastard Camp Trip without any life threatening injury's. JF did separate his shoulder but toughed it out and hung around till Sunday with the rest of the crew. 60 plus people made it up Brohm for a day and evening full of GTing, BBQing, Red Bulls, Pilsner and good times.



Most of Saturday was spent on the GT course watching the Dev show. He sure knows how to handle a GT. He did a 360 on his GT over the big jump that looked as smooth as one he'd do on his snowboard. Dev was definitely the standout on the course. I think the fact that he weighs as much as the 13 year olds GT's are actually built for gave him a bit of an advantage...



Above Dustin Craven gets his eagle on..

After the day party (which some people may have taken a little too far. Bart I hope you're doing better) we made our way back to the itchy cabin to really fire things up. I'm not sure if it was the elevation but I'd be lying if I didn't say things got a little weird up there but I guess that's what happens when you gather the caliber of finely tuned drunks that we hang out with all into a creepy cabin in the woods.

Below: Jake the bottle, pleasantly surprised.



Party fact: Out of 60 plus people there wasn't one reported case of bed wetting. Considering who was at the party, this truly is remarkable. The party gods were definitely looking out for us. We're still waiting on the numbers for people who contracted scabies. Those should be in by the end of the week. Keep posted




While Browners shirtless rave was going off inside the cabin the bangers hung outside by the fire. In the photo above: Donn Hore "the head banger in charge" and at the time one shoe short, gets ready to launch Dev into the banger pit.

Thanks to everyone who came out and helped make the Bastard Camp Trip happen...